HORN Set To Release Another Shit Album!

We’ve all heard that mantra chanted over and over again, on all the socials, from balconies, and from the tops of parking lots—“Support local musicians!”

But I have some news for you. Not all local musicians are worth supporting. Case in point…HORN.

HORN recently released the single to their forthcoming album HORNIИЯOH. If the Two songs on this release say anything about the new album, Huntington is in for a dumpster fire. This music is seriously just plain bad.


https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nWHnlpOmxoZyQqg1_2T6J6PYpM5Gn48Dk


HORN literally bullied the shit out of Glass Diaper and took over the middle section of their third album “I Wept 47 Yes”.  HORN forced their way into 47 Yes so they wouldn’t have to pay for promotion and distribution. One has to wonder what they had in Glass Diaper’s late manager, Michael MouseMouth to get him to agree to that. After making threats and pushing their backs against the wall Glass Diaper had no choice but to include their songs. This caused a very long and confusing album that damaged the momentum from “Greatest Hits V.1” and “Growing Man”. Many Brats wouldn’t return to GD until the release of “Sexual Hell” two years later. Glass Diaper are important artists in the community and HORN has been seeking to sabotage them for far too long. 

You’re probably asking yourself right now, “ what am I supposed to believe? This is so goddamn confusing. Maybe I should listen to this HORN single and see for myself?” and it would be partially right. Don’t listen to the single. Don’t listen to the album. They want you to be confused. That’s the point. For some reason they convinced Exclaim Records to promote the band as Mike Waldeck Jr.’s, of Glass Diaper, pet project. There are no pets here. Nothing cuddly about this mess. These are lies to promote one band at the expense of another. 

We asked Glass Diaper to comment and they said “No comment other than the fact that Mike has nothing to do with HORN. He has not connected or affiliated with them in anyway. We want to stay classy, but they are making this very difficult for us.”

https://open.spotify.com/album/3EjvLXpZGieN25VHzd0SrQ?si=fNtqzarwSCKzSlooOFa_IQ&dl_branch=1


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