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 Hi everyone this is Jeremiah Bones reporting for Jorps News. I am very excited to talk all about my faveirtr 4th of July cookout foods!!!) let’s skip the small talk and get right to the meat lol just like meat in a grill. 1. Burgers and fries An awesome classic I love burgers and French fries anyway from any where but aspecially when cooked to perfectoin on a hit coal grill. Fries you can make inside in the oven or just pick some up from McDonald’s. If you ask for them without salt then they have to make them fresh and you can just put on your own salt later at home. If you don’t have salt you can buy it at the store or get some packets of salt from Wendy’s or something.  2. Doritos My favorite chips. 3. Root beer It’s honestly the most awesome soda. Goes great with ice cream too!!!! They call that a float because of how the ice cream floats in the root beer. I will drink around 15 cans when there is a cookout.  4. Chicken wings BBQ or Buffalo style are my favorites. The...

Jeremiah Bones takes a ride on Huntington’s new video game bus May 9th, 2021 All aboard! Usually that make you think of a train. Well; this time it’s bus. I got a first look at this fire new bus called the video game bus.  TTA is having a hard time hiring drivers and getting fools to ride the buses around town. Buses can be used to get to place to place if you are handicapped or mentally ill; or have DUI. Some people ride the bus all around town just for fun! I couldn’t believe it. I’m three feet tall so I usually have my friend Jang carry me around on his shoulders when I need to take a peek up high. Well now there is video game bus!! This bus has all the coolest games on all the coolest video game systems. These arent your little brother or little sisters games either; these are all the coolest games with cars and war. There were even sports games that can be played on the sports bus!  I got my seat and grabbed a controller and started smashing buttons like the pros do. I wa...

What would you do?  Boy 4 secretly orders more than $2,600 in SpongeBob popsicles from Amazon By JORP’S Staff May 10, 2021 NEW YORK - A 4-year-old boy almost left his mom with a $2,600 bill when he ordered more than 900 SpongeBob SquarePants popsicles from Amazon, but some generous donors helped them out. Noah Ruiz aka “Boy 4” loves SpongeBob and popsicles, so when he learned there was a sweet treat that combined the two, he ordered some off Amazon Prime. He also loves first wave ska. To be exact, he ordered 918 of them. The popsicles. They’re really more of a ice cream bar but whatever. Noah’s mom, Jennifer Bryant, told JORP’S News she had let the 4-year-old, who has autism, use her laptop for remote learning. While she was busy in another room, Noah apparently navigated to the Amazon Prime account she shares with her sister and ordered the popsicles without telling her. Three huge boxes, each weighing 70 pounds and requiring immediate freezing, arrived at Noah’s aunt’s house shor...

 Hey everyone! Hear at JNN we like to connect with our consumership every Monday by sharing our favorite recipes that we like to consume throughout the week. We call it Mealtime Mondays™️! Our first ever recipe for  Mealtime Mondays™️ is a surefire way to slough off that yucky work ick and really tuck into some yummy food and truly experience the Monday. This is a real deal mindfulness meal—and it is the perfect moodsetter for a date! Whether you start off your day in a mindful practice or you make it a Monday morning tradition, it's not going to make or break your day. So all you need to do is relax, and there you go! Here are the delicious ingredients for a truly mindful meal! Gas-Trash Noodles (serves 2) 2 packages shrimp ramen noodles 1 clove garlic 2 tsp fennel seeds 2 tbsp sesame oil 6 oz Smirnoff Vodka  Cook ramen noodles in boiling water and strain. Put fennel seeds, garlic, and the packet of shrimp 🦐 ramen noodles powder, and sesame oil into a mortar. Grind to a...

 A FEW WORDS CONSERNING DISRESPECT AND THE CHALLENGES OF RUNNING A FAIR AND HINEST NEWS NETWRORK By JORP’S Staff For every so often we like to highlight a story that is either sent to us from a reader, or sent by the reader to us and we forward it. In some cases the reader offers several choices and we highlight just one of them. In other cases, the reader only requests a single submission. But other times, the writer has provided an email address so that you may contact them with any additional questions, concerns or ideas. For instance, when one of our editors and co-managers had a sudden need to begin posting recipes here the response was like warm. Honestly it was even very cold. One follower even dared to say JNN should have stuck with “meat and mayonnaise”. Yeah. Okay. There is more to life than meat and mayonnaise. A company needs to grow and change with the times. You will have your meet and Mayo content when appropriate! Give a new refreshed company and chance to prove it ...

It’s Monday! And us at JNN know that Monday means sharing our favorite recipes that we like to consume throughout the week. We call it Mealtime Mondays™️! Today’s Mealtime Mondays™️ is this vegetarian lasagna recipe, which not only tastes great, but is super easy to make. This recipe can be a great way to use up your week’s leftovers, since you can just make this in advance and then bake it just before you’re ready to eat. It’s another one of those casserole recipes that can feed a lot of people at once – perfect for parties, or more casual dinners, or a work night. Don’t like carrots🥕 ? Make this dish without them, or just serve with a side of green beans and dip! ONLY ACTIVE MEMBERS WILL SAY YUMMY ON THIS ONE  𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂❤️  I have made these 3 times now and they always come out great! Normally I eat a lot more than my husband because I don’t think they are that great but this time I decided to just take my time and stuff my face, as you can see in the pictures, lol. ...

Why is it that the elves in lord of the rings are so wimpy?  They have no stamina , and they tend to die before their time. And why does their skin look like stone when they're not playing hide and seek with each other? It's because magic requires a lot more than just food, clothing (which require little or no effort), jewelry… and especially clothes. If you've ever been to Middle Earth for any length time, you know what I'm talking about. If these people cannot eat anything but grass since birth (their skins always seem green from winter onwards) then how can those who live underground stay alive while being surrounded by stones every day????  Who would be stupid enough put themselves through all this trouble if there was nothing left??  Well guess what??? No one could!! After coming into existence at the end "of days", everyone becomes human again! The only difference between humans and giants is height , unless we count them as walking-holes!!!! That seems ...

by Jeremiah Bones June 8th, 2021 I got to take a bus to New York City! Not a video games bus lol but there was wifi. On the bus I used the bus wifi to ply games on my tablet so it was kind of a video games bus lol. I play Epic Seven and I have the best stats of anybody on earth. I am the number one player in the whole world and I make money playing that and Final Fantasy competitively. I could fly first class but I am only 3 feet tall and air planes scare the big crap out of me! It was just me and one other guy on the bus but the bus driver refused to speak to me. It wasn’t a big deal but it was weird. I put on My big headphones and listened to Tool and other rock & roll playlists for the whole trip.  When I got to NYC I wanted to talk about Broadway reopening but I was mistaken and they aren’t open yet. I got a picture with Andrew Cuomo but it didn’t save to the cloud and I lost it. I ate a big tuna sandwich and got the first bus back to WV. © BUFFAFO JORPS

Are you feel boring because of the corona pandemic situation? Think again! I'm so sorry this has happened to you, I was thinking the exact same thing about the melting effect. I don’t know, to be honest, I haven’t seen many experts discuss that issue. I think we might have seen a bit of it online, but I haven’t seen any written. I think we need to understand what’s coming next . I hope people find that interesting and want to find out more about it, because I feel like it’s an exciting thing that we’re all going to see. It might not be as big as we all hope, but I think it will be something really cool to see and to see how it evolves .  I used to constantly obsess over it, thinking that it was the cause of my colds. And, it has something to do with your pets! Here are 3 things you can do to help them cope with the solar storm. Keep your pets inside Keeping your pets inside during a solar storm will do no harm to them and, in fact, you may need to keep them inside as well, in ca...