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Why is it that the elves in lord of the rings are so wimpy? 

They have no stamina, and they tend to die before their time. And why does their skin look like stone when they're not playing hide and seek with each other? It's because magic requires a lot more than just food, clothing (which require little or no effort), jewelry… and especially clothes. If you've ever been to Middle Earth for any length time, you know what I'm talking about. If these people cannot eat anything but grass since birth (their skins always seem green from winter onwards) then how can those who live underground stay alive while being surrounded by stones every day???? 

Who would be stupid enough put themselves through all this trouble if there was nothing left?? 

Well guess what??? No one could!! After coming into existence at the end "of days", everyone becomes human again! The only difference between humans and giants is height, unless we count them as walking-holes!!!! That seems strange isn't its own problem though... But now imagine an elf sitting around his campfire telling himself he has killed hundreds upon thousands monsters overnight during which time millions of dwarves gathered together under him trying desperately save humanity out without getting injured on purpose... Can anyone really believe such talk?! This world will never support us once another war occurs.. God knows many want peace; maybe some even prefer destroying our homeland rather get revenge against Sauron. There actually IS SOMETHING here!!!! There were plenty creatures out there during my trip around The Shire which did appear to sport pretty much "clothing." But mostly humans as well as giants, hobbits etc. Which makes sense: we musta eaten some goblins back in The Lord Of The Rings! Also b/c one giant used his power over dwarfs to give himself dwarf-like arms after gaining magics via bloodmagic.....how rare will he get again???????? Then once someone had spent years killing many thousands + Giant monsters into submission….they'd finally become super strong..so too easy!!!!!!!!

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