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I tried urine therapy for 1 week   This is what happened! Last week I saw this post of a woman with the most beautiful eyes!   Her gaze was clear as Chrystal and I wanted to know her secret . Turns out it was simple…urine therapy! Fresh urine in your eyes every day. I thought “This is a blog. Maybe JORP’S would pay for someone to give me their fresh urine every day for a week?”  I asked, and they said “Great idea! Chair love to pee!”  2 days of consistent urine therapy in my eyes morning and night! I can really see the improvement! Fresh urine has cleared up the whites like no other! "I'm currently attending urine therapy therapy in New York and am on week four of four days a week sessions. I'd never heard of it before so was very sceptical at first, but my eyesight is definitely improving and now I am able to drive, watch TV and read without any problems." "One day in my early 20's I thought I would never put fresh urine in my eyes, but I finally relented ...

  Exclusive Interview with Dale Preston aka @bigboyranchman by Jeremiah Bones Big Boy Ranch Man Vs. Fazolis Italian Restaurant I got the opportunity to interview Dale Preston about his recent troubles with the fast food restaraunt called Fazolis. Dale is a very popular on twitter as Big Boy Ranch Man. He has over 500 followers and growing to even more. REcently DAle found out that on tewitter Fazolis has blocked him!! He now is tryingt to get his fans to unblock him. He says he dont know why he is blocked buti did my research and found a lot of tweets from the past 5 years that could have caused his getting blocked by faxolis on twitter. In one tweet he evben claimed to have been stomping roaches while getting a hand job from his son's friend in the Fazolis bathroom. THis morning I called Dale on my iphone 7 and i hgave transcribered the whole conversation below. Enjoy. Jeremiah: Hello good morning, Dale. Thisd is Jeremiah Bones reporting for Jorp's News. Dale: Sup. J: So have ...

 Hi everyone this is Jeremiah Bones reporting for Jorps News. I am very excited to talk all about my faveirtr 4th of July cookout foods!!!) let’s skip the small talk and get right to the meat lol just like meat in a grill. 1. Burgers and fries An awesome classic I love burgers and French fries anyway from any where but aspecially when cooked to perfectoin on a hit coal grill. Fries you can make inside in the oven or just pick some up from McDonald’s. If you ask for them without salt then they have to make them fresh and you can just put on your own salt later at home. If you don’t have salt you can buy it at the store or get some packets of salt from Wendy’s or something.  2. Doritos My favorite chips. 3. Root beer It’s honestly the most awesome soda. Goes great with ice cream too!!!! They call that a float because of how the ice cream floats in the root beer. I will drink around 15 cans when there is a cookout.  4. Chicken wings BBQ or Buffalo style are my favorites. The...

Jeremiah Bones takes a ride on Huntington’s new video game bus May 9th, 2021 All aboard! Usually that make you think of a train. Well; this time it’s bus. I got a first look at this fire new bus called the video game bus.  TTA is having a hard time hiring drivers and getting fools to ride the buses around town. Buses can be used to get to place to place if you are handicapped or mentally ill; or have DUI. Some people ride the bus all around town just for fun! I couldn’t believe it. I’m three feet tall so I usually have my friend Jang carry me around on his shoulders when I need to take a peek up high. Well now there is video game bus!! This bus has all the coolest games on all the coolest video game systems. These arent your little brother or little sisters games either; these are all the coolest games with cars and war. There were even sports games that can be played on the sports bus!  I got my seat and grabbed a controller and started smashing buttons like the pros do. I wa...

What would you do?  Boy 4 secretly orders more than $2,600 in SpongeBob popsicles from Amazon By JORP’S Staff May 10, 2021 NEW YORK - A 4-year-old boy almost left his mom with a $2,600 bill when he ordered more than 900 SpongeBob SquarePants popsicles from Amazon, but some generous donors helped them out. Noah Ruiz aka “Boy 4” loves SpongeBob and popsicles, so when he learned there was a sweet treat that combined the two, he ordered some off Amazon Prime. He also loves first wave ska. To be exact, he ordered 918 of them. The popsicles. They’re really more of a ice cream bar but whatever. Noah’s mom, Jennifer Bryant, told JORP’S News she had let the 4-year-old, who has autism, use her laptop for remote learning. While she was busy in another room, Noah apparently navigated to the Amazon Prime account she shares with her sister and ordered the popsicles without telling her. Three huge boxes, each weighing 70 pounds and requiring immediate freezing, arrived at Noah’s aunt’s house shor...

 Hey everyone! Hear at JNN we like to connect with our consumership every Monday by sharing our favorite recipes that we like to consume throughout the week. We call it Mealtime Mondays™️! Our first ever recipe for  Mealtime Mondays™️ is a surefire way to slough off that yucky work ick and really tuck into some yummy food and truly experience the Monday. This is a real deal mindfulness meal—and it is the perfect moodsetter for a date! Whether you start off your day in a mindful practice or you make it a Monday morning tradition, it's not going to make or break your day. So all you need to do is relax, and there you go! Here are the delicious ingredients for a truly mindful meal! Gas-Trash Noodles (serves 2) 2 packages shrimp ramen noodles 1 clove garlic 2 tsp fennel seeds 2 tbsp sesame oil 6 oz Smirnoff Vodka  Cook ramen noodles in boiling water and strain. Put fennel seeds, garlic, and the packet of shrimp 🦐 ramen noodles powder, and sesame oil into a mortar. Grind to a...